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Many celebs spend hours each day maintaining their super-fit bodies. They strut their stuff on the beach year-round, glorying in the skimpy swimwear the rest of us dread. Mena Suvari, for example, seems to have given up acting in order to showcase her assets full time.

I think she’s contributing more to society this way. Now that it’s summer, we can spot the rare average-bodied celebs more easily, and ridicule them for their normalcy. What the hell kind of celebrity doesn’t have a permanent sun-kissed glow or perfectly sculpted calf muscles, after all? It’s always a nice, juicy find when pics surface of a celeb looking less than perfect, with perhaps a squidgy bottom or love handles. Apparently these poor unsuspecting celebs actually go to the beach to hang out, rather than to show off their superhuman physiques. 

Take David Krumholtz, for example, star of “Numb3ers.”

Here he is in the water with a friend. You might be thinking, No, that can’t be David Krumholtz! He’s so flabby, so pale, so un-celebrity-like!

But it is. I had the same reaction–who knew David was hiding so much girth? Maybe he indulges a little when the cameras are off. He is a perfect example of an endangered species: a celebrity with a (shockingly) regular body. They’re out there. They just have to learn not to go to the beach.

Here’s another star with an untoned bod. She doesn’t look bad, but the sunlight isn’t doing her any favors. Guess who?

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