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Khloe, the funny (and some say tranny) Kardashian sister is headed to the slammer for 30 days. (Fortunately for her, L.A. County jail is so packed that it will be more like 3.) The 24 year-old was arrested for DUI in March 2007 and never finished her community service or alcohol-education classes. Hmm, did she think a stint in prison would take her career to the next level? It’s about time someone came out of prison and made the talk show rounds, giving the nasty details, rather than playing tight-lipped and “classy” like Paris Hilton on Letterman. 

Big sister Kim, whose ass has replaced J. Lo’s as the most talked about in Hollywood, confirmed the news on her blog. She writes, “Khloe wants you to know she was sentenced to go to jail in regards to her one DUI case last year. Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.” 

Khloe’s one of the rare prison-bound celebs who I think might actually be able to hold her own behind bars. Twiglets like Nicole Ritchie and Paris can’t even lift their own shopping bags, but I’m betting Khloe could fashion a shank if she had to.

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