Jan 06 2009
Another reason to take a hammer to your TV: Megan Hauserman on “Trophy Wife”
If you watched Rock of Love: Charm School or I Love Money, you probably recognize the above blond as Megan, the ultimate mean girl. She’s the evil cheerleader you went to high school with who savored every moment of her reign as Babe/Ditz/Bitch Supreme.
In reality, Megan Hauserman graduated from the University of Illinois with a degree in Accounting. It is only through her immersion in reality TV that young Megan realized her potential and evolved X-Men villain-style into the conniving Playboy model we know today. She started out forgettably enough on Beauty and The Beast, then tried to seduce Bret Michaels on Rock of Love. She learned fast in this toxic cesspool, feeding on the mousy and over-the-hill. She grew tanner, breastier, blonder and taller, her smile more fiendish.
Megan in Charm School was at the height of her powers, bikini-clad and constantly conniving, eyeing everyone with a smirk of derision. As one of the Brandys noted, she always had a look on her face as if noticing an unpleasant smell. Every good villain has props, and Megan’s was Lilly, a chihuahua she clutched Paris Hilton style, like an accessory.
When asked about her aspirations on Charm School, Megan said she didn’t really see herself working. VH1, always on the look-out for good female role models, heard Megan’s plea and decided to help her. Rich gents should be thrilled to know that casting for Trophy Wife is underway. Says the VH1 description, “Looking for the ultimate Trophy Wife? Reality TV Star and Playboy Cybergirl Megan Hauserman is looking for a man who will shower her with love and money. If you are a single man with the net worth of $1,000,000 or more, then Megan would love to meet you. Whether you are a CEO or a TRUST FUND BABY, she would make the perfect arm candy for any man…who can afford her!” Watch out boys, this arm candy’s spoiled rotten.
