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Yesterday I wrote a post dedicated to the evils of Megan Hauserman, a reality TV villain most recently seen in Rock of Love: Charm School. Today I found this clip of the show’s reunion special, which aired last Sunday. Megan always upped her game, becoming extra-obnoxious in Sharon’s presence, and during the reunion she’s in full antagonism mode. Drunk and in her teeny bikini, she insults Osbourne’s husband Ozzy and brings out the wrath of Sharon. (Hadn’t she seen Ozzy’s Behind the Music? Sharon’s tough as nails.) Like any lady, Mrs. O. has thought of the possibility that she will lose her cool and planned accordingly. She retaliates by dousing Megan with a sticky-looking pink drink that’s been hidden behind her chair. Megan squirms like a melting Barbie before being carted off-stage by security. 

Hauserman filed a police report after the taping, alleging that Osbourne grabbed her hair and scratched her. Really though, when you walk around practically naked, you’re asking for some scrapes and scratches! The world has sharp edges, idiot! I don’t care if you’re on a reality show, think about hygiene. Maybe no one wants to sit on the couch your bare ass touched! Sorry about that, Megan really does bring out the worst in human nature. Anyhoo, enjoy your Jerry Springer moment of the day.

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