Apr 07 2009
The you’ve-got-to-be-shitting-me celebrity news item of the day
This pair goes down as one of the weirdest celebrity couples to date. Smashing Pumpkins front man Billy Corgan recently attended Bravo’s second annual “A-list Awards” with a special lady in tow. I picture Mr. Corgan going for an arty girl, one who doesn’t wear much makeup and has her hair dyed a strange color. She probably has a quirky haircut too and wears slightly unflattering, avant garde clothes, kind of a low-key, hipster Tilda Swinton. But apparently I give the Corg more credit than he deserves, because his date du jour was the trashtastic Tila Tequila. Ok, maybe if you were on the rebound from a relationship with the girl described above, you’d go for a splash of Tequila–but just a splash.
The pair looked exceedingly chummy while posing on the red carpet, and it seems their evening together may have continued behind closed (car) doors. Really, Billy? Really? 
